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Tor: Can I share with you something?
Hans: Yeah go ahead.
Tor: I found out I pregnant. I now very confuse.
Hans: Are you going to tell your mother?
Tor: Yup. No choice. So are you going to marry me? Its your son.
Hans: Can can no prob. Send the baby to my house when it is popped..
Tor: Lets give a name to the baby.

Some people just play along and never stop.